Colorado Man Forgets Why He’s in Garage

A Colorado man has announced he can’t remember why he went into his garage. Dave Dreefglom, a husband, father of four, and a mechanical engineer, described the horrific event to us this morning. “Oh, man. It was brutal. It’s still difficult. It’s still difficult for me to talk about. It was umm… well it wasContinue reading “Colorado Man Forgets Why He’s in Garage”

Government to Crack Down on “Student of the Month” Stickers

President Trump has issued an executive order imposing harsher regulations on the distribution of “Student of the Month” stickers in elementary schools after many citizens claim to be seeing them everywhere. One of those citizens is Windsor, California resident Doov Stime. “It’s ridiculous. Everywhere I go, I see “My child is student of the monthContinue reading “Government to Crack Down on “Student of the Month” Stickers”

Dog Forgets Man in Car on Hot Summer Day

An eighty-pound Labrador retriever from Milwaukee, Wisconsin has been charged for locking his owner in the back seat of his Ford Explorer with the windows up on a 95 degree summer day with 80% humidity and a 4 mph breeze coming from the Northeast. The retriever, known to the locals as Ruff Ruff Roo Roo,Continue reading “Dog Forgets Man in Car on Hot Summer Day”