Larissa Fisterson always made sure to lock the door. When her husband went to work every day, she would lock the door behind him as soon as he left. She double checked the door before going to sleep every night. She even locked the door when she went to get her mail.
On February 13, 2019, Larissa had a lapse in concentration. When her husband went out the front door and off to work as usual, Larissa was in the bathroom. She figured she could finish up, then go lock the front door. She was wrong.
As she opened the bathroom door, she noticed a man standing in front of her with a large axe. Before she could even let out a scream, the axe had pierced her skull, killing her immediately. There was blood everywhere. Her nightmare had become a reality.
Unlocked doors are the leading cause of death in the United States, outnumbering cancer, car crashes, drugs, the DMV, and double stuffed Oreos… combined. It’s estimated there are on average, six men outside your house at any given time, waiting to murder you with an axe. Leaving the door unlocked for just a second can be devastating.
The National Door Lockers Association of America (NDLAA) has recommended everyone invest in auto-locking door technology to alleviate the worries of getting murdered by a man with an axe. This technology will automatically lock the door every time you leave the house, and uses rectal scanning software to safely identify you and your loved ones for safe entry into your home. Remember, you can never be too careful.
Haha. I think the NDLAA expanded to Europe, because my front door locks itself as soon as I shut it 😉
But honestly though, in every American movie, strangers either knock or just have ability to just walk into the door.
Is it just in movies or is that a real thing ? 😱
Haha that’s actually pretty funny.
Probably mostly a movie thing. Crime always goes so smoothly in movies compared to real life lol.
Oh good, haha.
You’re from the US right?
Yes I am!
Which state?
California.
Oh pff. Too hot for me 🥵
Lol, where are you from?
Mhh, all over Europe.
Born in Bosnia, lived most my life in Holland. Currently in Denmark.
Oh wow! Yeah, California would definitely be too for you then lol.
Indeed. Hopefully Canada one day though.
I’m so tired of learning a new language each time
Oh yeah I bet that gets old quick.
Brilliant. Pissed myself laughing at this. But I am also worried now. We don’t have an NDLAA equivalent in the UK, so I am feeling more vulnerable than ever.
Haha as you should! Without the protection of the NDLAA, you never know what could happen. NOBODY IS SAFE!
I am in tears from ROTFL at this.
Haha yes! So glad to hear it!